The Heritage Foundation's President has said that the next Trump Administration will be a 2nd American Revolution. Here's a transcript of their Declaration of Independence.
When in the course of tremendous human events like nobody has ever seen before...
You’ve probably seen the reporting about the President of the Heritage Foundation Kevin Roberts (my fellow US History PhD) describing the next Trump Administration as a “second American revolution” that will be “bloodless, as long as the left will allow it.”
In good, Declaration of Independence form, the Heritage Foundation has assembled a long list of grievances to explain why that American Revolution 2.0 is justified. I have acquired an advance copy of those and am honored to share them with you. If you want to compare them to the original, it can be found here.
The history of the Marxist Deep State is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of a democratic political order that feels like unending tyranny to the people who have contributed to Donald Trump's campaign. To prove this, let facts be submitted to Newsmax, Dan Bongino, and Steve Bannon’s War Room.
The Marxist Deep State has tried to pass laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
The Marxist Deep State has tried to stop the leaders of the Real American People from passing laws of immediate and pressing importance, like ones banning Muslims or allowing immigrants to be put in camps or allowing the President to declare that he actually won an election he lost.
The Marxist Deep State has appointed judges dependent on their own wills alone such that they feel free saying truthful things that Donald Trump has found very unfair and hurtful.
The Marxist Deep State has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies that have become so woke and weak it's unbelievable, and not once did the so-called leaders of this army let Donald Trump use it against American citizens.
The Marxist Deep State has said the military doesn't have to immediately obey Donald Trump's will if he makes an unlawful order. Such tyranny will not stand!
The Marxist Deep State prevented President Trump from quartering large bodies of armed troops in shit hole cities like Portland.
The Marxist Deep State has criticized the wise Supreme Court for protecting Trump, in a very cool and legal trial, from punishment for any murders he and Seal Team Six might hypothetically commit on the inhabitants of these states.
The Marxist Deep State has tried to impose taxes on a handful of very rich people like Donald Trump without getting their express written permission or offering them anything specific in return.
The Marxist Deep State has exposed Donald John Trump, in many cases, to a trial by jury.
The Marxist Deep State has suggested that it would be wrong to try the enemies of the people for pretended offenses!
The Marxist Deep State has tried to regulate our seas, make our coasts more resilient to climate change, used federal dollars to rebuild fire-ravaged towns, and tried to improve the lives of our people. This American Carnage must end.
The Marxist Deep State is at this time keeping tabs on the large militias of mercenaries who want to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun on January 6th and which are totally normal in a civilized nation that wants to secure the existence of its people and a future for etc. etc. you know what we mean.
The Marxist Deep State has tried to stop our fellow citizens, plotting in internet chat rooms, to bear arms against the woke Democrat enemies of our country, when all these very innocent and loving Patriots want to do is intimidate their neighbors into silence with that punisher decal on the back of their truck.
The Marxist Deep State has tolerated domestic insurrections amongst us by merciless people wearing pussy hats, and also savages who don't like it when police commit murder, whose known rule of protest involves graffiti and the some broken windows.
In every stage of these oppressions, our billionaire funders have petitioned for redress, by discreetly giving shit tons of money to Republican politicians and judges. Their repeated contributions have been answered only by the Marxist Deep State saying "your voice doesn't matter any more than anyone else's."
A Marxist Deep State, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a modern constitutional democracy, is unfit to rule over the Real American People™
Nor have we been wanting in attentions to the radical left Marxists enemies of the people. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to pass laws that apply equally to us. We have reminded them that our ancestors immigrated here legally (sorta)
We have appealed to their pathetic libtard sense of justice and magnanimity, and we have issued veiled threats to harm their kindred, to get them to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably give us no choice but to kill them. They have been deaf to our voice of retribution and of sanguinity.
We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which justifies our ratfucking efforts to take control of the entire federal government, and hold the radical left Marxists who vote for Democrats, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace also enemies, if we’re going to be entirely honest here.
We, therefore, the representatives of the Trump™ Republican party, in our lavish DC offices assembled, appealing to the Christian God for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of Harlan Crow’s statue garden, solemnly publish and declare, that we are going to totally humiliate that Cheney traitor bitch.
That we are absolved from all allegiance to laws we don't like, and that all political connection between us and the nation's Godless baby murderers is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent individuals of whom no one is the boss, we have full power to levy war on the Marxist Deep State.
For the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of our own historically specific conception of the Divine which is the only true one despite what racists like Jeremiah Wright might say, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our desiccated honor.
What, to the Fascist hordes, is the 4th of July?
There is no Marxist deep state. It exists only as a propaganda technique. All those poor rich Republican victims…… so abused by the concept of WOKE that they want to create a Christofascist theocratic Christian nationalist government. OH YES, because we know a dictatorship by the radical religious far right cares so little about our citizens. Nothing quite like those authoritarian Calvinist religious cults work out so well.